Kids Jokes

Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

A. “Is that you mommy?”

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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.

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Q. What do prisoners use to call each other?

A. Cell phones.

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Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?

A. Spoiled milk.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote?

A. The North Poll

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