Once there was a bus of 100 ugly people. The bus swerved off the road and they all died.

When they went to Heaven God felt bad for them and gave them each one wish.

The first guy came up and said… “I wish I was handsome.” So God made him handsome.

So next a woman came up and said… “I wish I was beautiful.” So God made her beautiful.

They came up one by one wishing to be beautiful and handsome.

Meanwhile, the guy in the back is laughing hysterically.

God asks him what is so funny. “Oh nothing” he says.

When his turn arises God says, “Okay what’s your wish?”
He replies, “Pfft, make them all ugly again.”