Sam Brown, 21, had staggered out of a bar in the early hours and came face-to-face with two mounted officers.

Sam, who is studying English at Oxford University, approached one of the cops and asked: “How do you feel about your horse being gay?”

He was taken to a police station and held in a cell until morning — when he was given a fixed penalty fine of £80 for public disorder… Read full story

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