Guy Orders Drink in a Bar

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink.

After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I spat in this beer, do not drink!”.

After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, “So did I!”

Posted by admin on 03/24 at 11:03 PM
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Woman fined $16,000 for unpaid income taxes on stolen money

A Winnipeg woman has found out the hard way that income tax must be paid—even on money that’s been stolen.

The Canada Revenue Agency has announced that Audrey Shuster has been fined more than $16,000—the amount of tax owing on money she embezzled from her employer.

Shuster was convicted and sentenced to 30 months in prison in 2003 for misappropriating $73,000 from a farm equipment supplier where she was employed as a bookkeeper.

Shuster forged the company president’s signature on cheques that she wrote to herself. 

Posted by admin on 03/24 at 04:33 PM
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Cool Sandcastle

Somebody spent a lot of time building this sandcastle.

Posted by admin on 03/24 at 04:26 PM
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Why Messy Office is Better Than a Clean One

10. Annoying coworkers will give your cubicle a wide berth.
9. Tons of visual aids in reach to use for explanations about last night’s episode of Alias.
8. Much more likely to trip and injure yourself for your entry into the lawsuit lottery.
7. Ability to waste an entire day cleaning your office.
6. In case of hostage situation, plenty of makeshift weapons.
5. Perfect camouflage for your unwashed clothes.
4. Taking bets on rat races can be highly profitable.
3. You can pretend to lose the file that will delay the meeting much more easily.
2. If you spill your coffee, there are always crumbs to soak it up.
1. Makes you look busier than neatnik coworkers. 

Posted by admin on 03/24 at 04:23 PM
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Extreme Peeing

Now this is what we can call extreme peeing!

Posted by admin on 03/23 at 08:27 PM
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Man Gives Up On Women

March 22, 2005 - Atlanta, USA
Atlanta native auto mechanic Michael Ross publicly declares that he has given up the life long struggle to figure out what women really want.

This came after a recently published report estimating American corporations had spent over $1.7 billion dollars in 2003 to determine what women want from their products and marketing, and had largely failed.

“If combining rooms full of highly skilled experts and truckloads of money can’t figure these women out, how on earth is the typical blue collar man with $28,000 after tax dollars a year supposed to?” said Mr. Ross during an interview with Atlanta news reporters.

“It may be that these women themselves have no idea what they are looking for or what will win them over. Many admit to having the exact same qualities in one man be endearing, while in another, off-putting.”
Mr. Ross’s web site has generated over 32,000 letters of support from other men in its guest book since his announcement earlier in the day.

Posted by admin on 03/23 at 08:21 PM
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Man of the Year

He earns the coveted trophy of “Man of the Year”

Posted by admin on 03/23 at 08:15 PM
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